If my boss were a fish, he would be that one fish in your aquarium that hides in the sunken pirate ship all day, the one that only comes out from behind a rock to eat, and ironically, is the most colourful fish in the whole tank...
Me: The expensive wine you asked not to be put out is gone, must have been put out last week
Him: What the fuck?! don't people know how to read?
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I fucking guess not! That wine was like 70 dollars!!! We put a 70 dollar bottle of wine out for those GIMPS?!
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Whatever, I don't care, at least some asshole drank it. Better him than me...that shit gives me heartburn.
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