Wednesday, March 30, 2011

battery bitch

I get new tasks all the time from my boss. Unfortunatly, he has an awkward way of explaining office protocol to me and I am usually pretty confused and a little sad. I'll share this little gem today...


me (on the phone to the boss): hi, I got that e-mail you sent me about buying the batteries, can you let me know where I should buy them from?


him: the same place we buy the dictation units from


me: oh ok, well why isn't Dean buying the batteries then? I mean if he buys the units, why not just add some batteries?


him (in a raised tone of voice): WELL, FIRST OF ALL BECAUSE DEAN DOESN'T BUY SHIT!! AND SECONDLY, BECAUSE WE ARE DEAN'S BITCHES


me: whoa, ok then, so you normally buy the batteries and the units?


him: I used to but you can be the battery pig, because I ain't no battery pig






P.S. I still have no idea where to buy the fucking batteries

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