me: I am doing a running inventory and check list for items we should supply in the kitchens. (hands paper draft to boss)
him: bread knife?
me: yes. a bread knife is for slicing bagels, bread, even fruit. It is also good for people who bake and bring in their goodies to share!
him: it's not my problem if people want to be bakers little helpers and bring in brownies. maybe they should bring in their own knives. This isn't catering school, this isn't hell's kitchen. This is where you heat shit up in the microwave and snarp it down.
me: did you say snarp?
